talk about wedding gone wrong a groom who showed up drunk to his wedding got the ulitmate blow when  the brides family applaud at his behavior asked the grooms brother to step in an marry the bride and both the bride and the brother actually through with the ceromony. and its legal for the party is in india and per custom the family can give the okay to the man if he asks to marry their daughter. plus when the groom was being a little inappropriate with some guests due to the booze the family decided no way is he going to be marrying their daughter like that. so  the guy not only loses his bride but calling it a double twist of a knife of betrayal he loses  the bride to his brother which means his bride is now his sister in law. and the guy is no so afraid word will get out and he won';t be able to get another bride ever for no one will want to marry a guy who lost his bride to his kin and all due to doing the celebrating a little early though at least he was able  to show up for the cermony if only to witness his ex bride take his brother as her new husband.  talk about the sting of losing love  . not to mention now having the love he lost due to his drukenness as a relitive which ought  to make holiday gatherings really interesting.

when lilly scotty and millar and nick and will wind up having to look into if a terminaly ill cancer paitient was actully the victim of a  hospital serial  killer who was comminting euinasia. they find that the guy was so mean that no one actully was upset when he died.not even his wife who turns out finaly marrying  the guys business partner . for the guy millar and will and lily discover had an in opertable brain tumor that surgery couldn't remove and had moved to his spine. so the guy was really nasty even to a mother whose daughter was suffering the same thing  and lily and scotty first suspect may have motive and did the deed. but she he wasn't worth it plus turns out the cancer at the end before death casues the person to halicinate as the guy keeps remembering a trip to the beach with his young son who is the next suspect who turns out beside getting a tatooe was doing coke then after his death straigten out. but he becomes the main one when the gang learn he had the morphine that killed the dad and also the wife might have motive for the jerk was working on a busines deal worth millions but he died before the papers could be singed. so maybe the wife did it for the money but turns out after lil talks about her mother now dieing that the wife actully did the deed as a mercy killing fo the husband had the morphine and was planning on taking it to put him out of his pain  a mercy killing. for a loved one whose dieing words were about remembering the trip to the beach the halucination.

at long last gene revealed  his face. though not with out a little trouble first from having to use a segaway and a little board to write things since the doctor forbidd him from talking which ended up with him sending nick on a date for charity that turns out to be from a mother who wanted gene for her daughter  and was a real bitch plus the daughter was like a paris hilton wantabe and had her birthday cake with nicks face on it. and then shannon and tracy decide to do some new facials treatments that they test on gene and  rich who is getting nuts over trying to tak with gene. and the treatment winds up giving gene hives to to a reaciton to some ingredient in it. so gene winds up having to seek some holoestic treatments that he called crap earlier. including cold chocolate poured on him and then he goes to some porno awards and reveals his new face. yess the first reveal at an award show for the porn idustry. gene and porn  no more need to be said. as finaly the most talked about plastic surgery is revealed on family jewels and as for the porn industry rumor has it that the creator of girls gone wild given all the new legal troubles he is facing may wind up once his current sentence is done with may wind up becoming in the future dog the bounty hunters next target. yes it means the girls behaving badly mastermind may be looking  to make a new residence in a country with no extridition treaty with te u.s soon. and that means the dog will come a calling in the future.

proving how springfield mood changes like the wind when bart starts off being a hero of the baseball game he soon earns the towns hatred when he misses the catch that causes the other team to win. and the town winds up turning and hating him forcing him to wind up going nuts that he graphities the town with i hate bart. while homer buys a mattress that improves marge and his sex life so much that reve lovejoy and his wife trie it out and get into a fight over it.  when homer tries to replace it and deosn't get the same results. he tries to steal the mattress only to finaly have reve love joy play king solomon and cut it it half. so homer and marge get half a magic mattress. doing it in front of a bum. as marge then decides to make bart feel good again by making the town replay the game where bart gets another chance to catch the screw up ball but he loses again and then the show goes into the future where a senior citizen bart and milhouse are at the retirement home bart talking about the game. and homer and marge watching as ghosts.

proving that one shouldn't be punished for all their hard work over something like a picture. a woman who put her my space picture as one of her dressed as pirate drinking from a cup with the name druken pirate has just filed suit  against the univeristy after they told her she wouldn't be getting her much worked for degree in education and her teaching cerfiticate the woman  stacy synder filed suit against miller university when they informed her she wouldn't be getting her degree due to  her myspace photo showing her drinking from a cup at aparty dressed as a pirate the dean said from the picture she seems to be promoting drinking and is not someone who should be teaching young mindes. syner now works as a  nanny her lawers are asking for 700 grand due to the embarressent and humilation she suffered whentold she wouldn't be getitng her degree not to mention  costs for her hard work. for after all legaly her my space page belongs to her not the school so what she put on there is protected under free speech. and secondly she completed all the nessary work to earn the degree so the school shouldn't have taken it away from her just because they didn't like her my space picture for its just a picture and other schools who have tried similar things have wound up being told by the courts they were wrong. as for the dean he has no right to decide because of that picture that stacy wouldn't be fit to be a teacher and she was promoting drinking for what someone does in their private life is their business. hopefully the school settle quickly and just gives her her over due degree unless they want to wind up with a pissed off judge or jury coming back and ordering them to any way.

 if there is one celeb that will proalbynot be missed if he quit fit club given his behavior so far its dustin dimond who has not redeemed hismelf at all saying things like if kimberly drowned  he wouldn't be upset or that its weird cledus is too scared to go into  a grocery store and even sayuing th efbomb when the celebs were at a retreut beofer the weigh in . and the brat spoke that hey don't care about dustin . but if nothing else he semes to have the celebs already proving to right out of the meet or like warren g and mauren and eddie actully pass their goals the pannel set warren lost twelve pounds and eddie got into the hundre mark  and marueen lost twelve also. proving that theya re actully unlike past members wantint to lost the weight without fighting with the pannel. and when warren went up who is now the team captain of the guys dr. ian mention how he kept bugging him if he can have chicken and konac as part of his diet that ian had a plate of and a bottle on on the desk. but warren decided to stikc with the diet. for ian stated they don't have to give up a food they love to lose the weight better to have it in moderation. as most of the celebs managed ot lose weight even though dustin seemed to start showing he  needs to walk out the door and get an attitude change as ian called his bluff over him eating nothing but junk food when he lost some weight. and dustin argued about that he doens't hink he could have  a heart attack if he doesn't lose some pounds. but the final nail will come when in a future epsideo dustin has the gall to tell hearvey in battle he would kick his butt you don't do that to a marine  dustin days thankfully on fit club are numbered. sceretch gone bad.

proving that some celebs wanting to slow down global warming may have caused a malfunction in their brain or they must be partying wiht paris hiltion. sheryl crow has even though she is now claiming its a joke. that she wants people to help slow global warming by only using one square of toliet paper. yes one square of toliet paper which will in sheryles view save a whole lot of trees from having to be cut down not to mention all the toliet paper people could save.  but hate to say it but  the one square piece  won't work for a few reasons one that sometimes a person produces more number two then the one square could get. what is she thinking for does she want people to wind up with their hands full of doodoo or just use the one sheet idea and then have a butt still full of number two till the next trip to take another square.  but sheryl should face it she will have to look at a new way to help slow down global warming for there is no way any one will do her method.  she must have been using too many herbs or something when she came up with this bad joke o fhers. though she could always start using leaves . or try to wipe her butt like the animals in nature do.

 proving that he may be hot headed but he did learn from utias teachings itchigo refused to fall when renji kept attacking in fact one lesson  itchigo proved he learned was the limit to the attacks a soul soceity member can have like a revolver or a missle. itchigo was watching and saw renji limit is three attacks with his zumpackto that itchgio finaly destroyed and broke. ever nearly having his head cut off. and renji said he is to blame for rukio getting the death sentence by stealing her powers. itchigo revealed he already figured it out.  as the members of the soul society started getting suspicious of renji when they find his badge in his room and that he disappeared during a meeting.  and is busy trying to take down itchigo and is showing that his power levels seem to be about to maximum when after it looks like he has finaly taken down itchigo itchigo shows renji why he is more then he seems like a man possed he takes the last lesson he learned from bukuri and lets lose defeating renji  who seems to be wondering what force did he just cross. as itchigo proves that the soul society may have a fight  on their hands. or the greatest member of them all.

 talk about proving that age doesn't matter when it comes to stopping a crime as a young shoplifter learned the hard way when he was stopped by a clerk at the store he stole some booze from but the clerk turns out was a 70 year old woman who had just run the boston marthon. in nh  a store clerk named judy brenner in nh was out and saw a would be thief take off from the store she worked at so she took off after him keeping pace and was soon joined by a few  others when she noticed the thief had a bottle of liqoure under his coat. judy kept pace due to the fact that she ran for her health and placed sixth in the boston marathon in her age group and held the thief till cops arrived and the guy was charged with theft and underage possession of alcohol. and also learned that age doesn't matter and hopefully will think twice about trying to rob the place again unless he wants judy to come after him again  for thats one woman who proved not to be messed with and can run down a thief  . and star trek fans are watching the stars today as the ashes of james doohan  are lauched into space per his wishes. sending scotty to the final frontier and thus joining gene rodenberry. james doohan has now bodly gone where no one has gone before.  and is a true legendof the stars.   and a few weeks to go and spiderman three begins the bloodbath of the box office with shrek and pirates soon to follow .  though the thief will have to miss it for  he will be sitting in a jail cell proably ashamed that he got stopped by judy

when jane and the team find out a neuro is stealing minds. they go hunting for him or at least riley does seeing the benfits of the guys power and tries to get jane to help without alex learning about it but when the neuro winds up stealing rileys mind the stakes go up forcing jane to mae the thing personal but when the neuro himself shows up at their base making a deal rileys mind for their help. jan and alex must wind up becoming thiefs by helping the guy steal a painting. of himself. which has jane wind up taking  a few thousand bolts since the vault the painting is in is protected by an elecrtical grid. so jane tests the limits of her power an dloses her wardrobe. to retrive the painting for the guy who they then place under house arrest till hie dies since turns out the neuro wanted to see the painting one last time before he died since its  a symbol of happier times with the guys family. before they lost everything. and  the case has jane finding out that maybe alex is indeed quesitoning why they should be capturing neuros that maybe they aren't a threat after all just humans who want the same thing as them peace and a normal life. so riley gets his mind back and jane tells the neuro that she didn't shoot him with a blank as he belived that his powers are in tact and if he leaves the premise she will kill him for the deal is he stays  in his old house till he dies and  jane and crew won't take him in. plus jane then trie to get alex to sign off on giving her an increase in her wardrobe allowance or as she puts it she keeps losing her clothes on missions.  alex says nope. as pain killer jane keeps trying to improve and find its footing with each new episode.

one idenity that keeps poppig up is barney this time  the orignal one. as once again a new set of indeties from an ice skater instructor to a bear attack survior a fitness trained a porcupine trainer. a banjo player.  to even former view cohost and the first to leave that show debbie menopolus.  to  a mime yep another mime on the show. to a hostage negoator. the ones that seem to get harder as the show progressives theand both times the contestants used their helpers.  and penn being the torcher of game show hosts just when they wanted to know if they got one right would stop for a commerical keeping them hanging. and yes there was someone who first spawned barney. for one thing about the show is the types of jobs people do you would never think of like training porcupines. the guy looked like another justin gorinee from american idol. the first one walked away with fifty grand then quit. before idenitfying the porcupine trainer and after screwing up on the nasa test subject yep someone actully gets payed for nasa to test to make sure things are good for the astronuats but the lady used a different identiy and got it wrong. and the mimie actully got picked and did the mime thng.  just like if penn  would have teller come back on though if teller was an idenity for the show who knows he could finaly answere  one and for all is his silence just part of the act and he can actully talk or like harpo marx he can't talk at all. for his silence is real. like he is actully mute. still say the network should make it a part of their fall scedule but with the scedulealready set and revealed in a few weeks. indeity will proably do its run then back to hiatus. till it returns again.

what ought to make peta people really happy and those who have considered becoming vegetariens a new reason to really consider it a new study says lowering  the amount of red meat in the long run can actully be benificial for ones health for the study states that  a lowring high saturated fats like cutting red meat to one meal a day lowers the bodys risk of high chlosterol  and some cancers though the medical proffessionals are not saying totaly give up meat just cut down on it. for after all meat is one of the four basic food groups. so if one wants a balance diet you can't totaly cut out meat. though as dr. lawerence who headeds the study says replacing it with fish in barnese sauce sometimes will be good since high satured fats increase high chloerstaol and risk of strokes and a heart attacks. but lowering red meat intake  one may lower their risks he found in the study and the portions that the study recomends is 3 to four  ounce servings not the big 24 ounce steaks any more and also the study says to limit the amount of grilling meat too. due to the carcegens. they produce for turns out the study found the body can't store the protien  found in the meat people are consuming and strains the kidneys trying to get rid of the access protien from meat. but doesn't say cut out meat all togehter and somewhere peta people are salivating. for they belive animals shouldn't be food. though if everyone in the world stopped eating meat we would have an over run of cows. for some animals are on this earth as food. the study is just saying lower the amount of meat for the health of the body.  like  haivng fish instead of hamburgers all the time or steaks and balance with grains and fruits.   though as with every study someone may find that this study turns out to be wrong . though right now peta people are proably happy and wondering how to use the results  to help their cause.

the big question on everyones mind besides if rosie quit because she couldn't come to terms with abc or was she actully fired due to all the controversy she was causing . is what will rosey due her post view run. one possibility which no doubt  may happend is finaly going into production on her nip tuck spinoff  since her character was a hit with fans for not doing the view would free her to committ to the time frame of doing a show. another possibilty which a lot think will happend rosey returning to the talk show circuit  which given how abc really wanted her to stay with the view would no doubt be the ones producing it. and another possibility that rosey is considering is acully returning to broadway for she has been talked to  by the producers of the reviel of les miserables but the role rosey has express interest in has already been filled so she would proalby wait till its availible again. the door is wide open. and  already there are names being banned around who may be considered to replace rosey when she leaves. among them oprahs friend gail king.  megan malloy has been suggeted by some. and also joah rivers. has been mentioned and given she has just been dropped by tv guide from her red carpet duties and stated she has a new deal in the works the timming coluldn't be more close . thogh wonder if joan could acutlly be able to let someone else talk ont he view. as the news of rosey paying the view goodbye still coinitues.

once again some innocent animals have wound up being caught by stupid people. not to mention a burito is used in way that it shouldn't and a common sweet brings the downfall of a crook. in germany a pregnant cow causes havock being chased and a poor horse gets parked by an atm by its druken owner. and no the horse wasn't trying to make a withdraw for cash for doubtfull it was going to bail out its owner and amazing the cow didn't wind up going into labor. in canda a moron who was celebraitng hilters birthday was caught doing it nude with a swasticka tatooe. why would any one want to celebrate the birth of one of historys most evilest murdering mosters next to bin lauden. let alone naked. in london a toddler wound up with his head caught in a toliet training seat. at leas the mother will have some story to embaress the kid someday with. not to mention something to tell the relitives about. in india a teacher is charged with purfing some students with cow urine due to the fact they were members of the lowest caste of hindues still in play caste system.  in fla a guy dressed like captain america got arrested with buritoes in his pants. trying to rob a place.  wonder how long before marvel comes after the guy for moking cap. not to mention he put buritoes where they don't belong ever. in mich a crook wound up arrested for car theft after a half eaten cinimon roll was found in the car and dna  was taken and matched the guy who was already served one sentence for the same thing.proving that even what someone eats could wind up becoming evidence against them if they are stupid to commit a crime. though the roll proably is now gone for it wouldn't last for a long trial. though the jury in the case would proalby find it interesting

guess mookie is now proably wishing he hadn't have given up the hidden immunity idol to alex last time for it would have saved him from being voted off as he was.  as he learned the hard way that alliances on survior only last till  someone proves to out live the usefullness. though he did try to get yuman to play the other one with alex. as also on survior  during the reward challenge bo wound up injuring his acl but managed to contiue after jeff called in medic to see and then nusred it on exile isalnd and leanred the other immunity idol that alex played is back somewhere on the beach. as the winniners that included alex which made some uncomfortable wound up at a spa with dreamz saying bringing back the sexy for the prize was a spa and they got to use shower stuff shampooo and body spray and pampering and claudia wound up with immunity and didn't give it up . and the voting wound up with a tie between alex and mookie but in the end mookie went. even though most were gunning for alex. and proably are still going to be next week. but in the end mookie wound up voting off and proably regreting giving up the one thing that would have saved him. though now that he is on the jury the old saying paybacks a bitch may come into play. soon

setting themselves up for a showdown and sending a message to bush to go ahead and be petty and veto the thing  even though divided the house voted  on the iraq funding billt hat includes hjaving him start withdrawing troops by  from iraq by october frist which comes a coomander report some improvement in iraq. the bill is set to pass congress and be on bushes desk the end of the wekk the first binding measure congress has passed over how bush has handeled the war. the bill  besides funding includes setting a titmetable for troops to leave if the iraqi goverment doesn't meet certain conditions. the senate is to vote on the measure this week. though bush can count on some republicans to back him sayhing the bill is  a flag of surrender.  and would be giving al quada  what hey want throwing in the towel.as congress  for the first time in a long time defies bush by voting to include a time table to start brining troops home from iraq in the funding bill and now risk bush vetoing a war bill for the first time during his  term. and four weeks left till the bloodbath at the box office between spiderman shrek and pirates  though a real battle would have been if they all wound up having to go up against the ancipated transformers movie. ar real battle of the box office

proving that fox doesn't relize it takes time for new shows other then house and drek like family guy or the war at home to become hits. once again in the vein of firefly and daylight  fox has put the brakes on drive  after only six epsidoes and they say they will burn the last two off in may . in its place house reruns.  but  it shouldn't be a surprise for the creator of drive has had a track record of every show tim meir has created on fox they get the ax pulled  before getting a chance to build and become a hit. he should really consider his next show not sell it to fox but another networkand see if he has any better luck trying to keep a show long enough to build an audience. and with the plug pulled means those who were actully watching it will now wonder who are the mystery ones behind the race and what will be the fates of the loved ones that got some of the particpites in the race in the first place. answeres that will never happend for doubtfull another network will buy it and produce more shows espically in a few weeks the networks reveal their fall scedule and doubtfull any will add drive as a last minute thing. but drive is now in the junk yard no winner . as fox decided time to drop the flag.

wasting no time and hearing things from kate sun goes straight to the source and asks juliete why the others steal babies and she reveals that its because any one pregnant on the island don't live to give birth. and tells sun she will help her when she learns she is pregnant including who is the papa and jim hugley and charlie and desmond deal with the new stranger who turns out has a punctured lung and they get some help from michele yep somehow the guard sayid threw into the sonic fence is alive and walking that island must grant some one the ability to rise from being electrocuted who reveals he is a soviet medic and offers to help in exchange his freedom. desmond agrees charlie thinks he is nuts. as for the flashback its deals with sun and jin newely married and sun being blackmailed by jins own mother who turns out is a prositute who wants fifty grand to keep quiet.  so sun calls in a favor from dear daddy and then finds jins father who jin claimed died in the army who reveals he  suspected maybe he wasn't and had to raise jin any way. as juliet takes sun to an old abandoned bunker and does ultra sound and sun reveals she had an affair since she thought jin was sterile. and jultie reveals the island increases the mens sperm count by a few folds. and then yep it turns jin is the papa. which sun is happy but sad since pregnant woman die without giving birth. juliet offers to help and then dicates notes to you guess it ben.  as sun gives the money to jins mother and warns her that jin belives her dead cross her again and she will make it a reality. wonder why sun didn't just ask dear old daddy to make the woman go swimming with the fishies. as desmond lets mickel go. charlie saying thats dumb. and hugley starts questionin the stranger who says that flight 815 was found no surviors talk about a twilight zone moment. a time warp on the island. or maybe the castaways were on a fake 815

somewhere donald trump is smiling for his rival rosey won't be doing the view any more. as she annouced she is leaving the show after one year for she and abc couldn't agree on a contract they wanted three she wanted one. and barbera stated she had nothing to do with the talks at all and is sad rosey is leaving. though she stated rosey will guest host occansialy. but talk about a short run rosey leaves the view after one season her last date at the end of june.  and even though rosey managed to cause one controversay after another from her feud with the donald to her latest controversy where she said some nasty things about ruport murdoch at a womans luncheon plus attacking donald again with some vulgar lanquage and grabbing her crotch in front of people. to her views on bush and the iraq war. she still managed to give the view good ratings.  for most tuned in to see what she had to say or due to the controversay she was causing. but talk about short reigns rosey is to some peoples delight leaving the view after one season.  and as for this meaning maybe the view will committ a mircle and bring star johnes back not happending for star stated given the way they treated her she will never ever consider returning to the view.  but donald got his wish rosey is leaving the view as for what rosey will do next. one there is that nip tuck spinoff  two she could always do another talk show of her own and abc may be willing to do it with her. for doubtfull rosey will be off the airwaves and out of the spotlight for long.   she just won't be doing the view. and donald is proably pouring some champane and maybe considering looking to be on the show. after rosey is gone.

what may wind up a relief for migraine suffers now . a new study is claiming that migrains acutly are benificial that having one reduces the loss of cogitive ability when one gets older the study found that those who suffer migrains  somehow had a lower decline of congitive abilites and  memory when they got older.  the semae  less delcine in those who don't suffer migrains but scientists were amazed that those suffering from the migrains seemd to show little cogitive impairment though more studying is needed to be done. plus migrains were shown to be a warning sign that  someone could be close to a stroke or something else.  so if nothing else those who suffer from migrains even though more study needes to be done should be happy as they reach for the aspirin that  accprdomg tp the study the migrains will have slowed down the decline of the metal facalties as they get older.  as researchers find migrainses mighjt  not be bad for the body after all but a key to slowiing down metal decline with old age. and four weeks  to go and the box office bloodbath will begin with spiderman three leading the pack. then shrek and pireates following to try and take down the webhead and avoid  being destroyed by the sure to be a hit transformers which given all the hype by fans waitiing for it culd wind up acttualy sinking piriates and also bringing down spiderman which is why the studioes are releasing them earlier.